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Es kommt ja viel Müll im Laufe des Tages ins Postfach gepurzelt und eben wieder - keine Mail, die ich bestellt habe, das Thema... nüja.. *räusper*
... den Witz des Tages fand ich aber klasse:
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine, now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day, we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird poop."
"It was my first day with the hook."
Beatrice 15.05.2004, 15.45
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